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Every edition we have ever regretted publishing, preserved in full.

Vol. I · No. 2 · Wednesday, August 12, 2026 · 11 flips

President Obama Has the Half-Built Granite Presidential Seal Ripped Out of the Lawn Because the Lawn Is Sloped

Leader Thune Unveils Plan to Win the Senate by Personally Selecting Which Candidates the Voters Would Have Chosen Anyway

Senate Confirms President Newsom's Former Personal Lawyer to Run the Justice Department at 2 A.M., an Hour Chosen for Its Transparency

Billionaire Gov. Youngkin Explores Bold New Campaign Strategy of Personally Paying for the Party That May Nominate Him

Vol. I · No. 1 · Tuesday, August 11, 2026 · 7 flips

President Obama Vows Supreme Court Fight for His Right to Build an Enormous Ballroom

President Newsom Signs Executive Order Rewriting Childhood Vaccine Recommendations, Nation Instantly Swaps Catchphrases

Trump's Office Issues All-Caps Holiday Greeting Calling Opponents 'SCUM'; Supporters Hail Refreshing Authenticity

Gov. Desantis Quietly Routes $1.7 Million to Early-Primary States in Move Described as Either Grassroots Genius or Naked Ambition