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The Daily Flip · Veto Desk

Governor Healey Sets a Modern Record for Vetoes; Her Own Party's Legislature Overrides Her to Raise Tolls on Out-of-Staters

Thirty-one vetoes, seven overridden — including the ten-year highway plan the governor called a tax increase — by a legislature controlled by the governor's own party, which decided the plan was fine

Press photo: a governor's desk with a fountain pen standing in a tall heap of veto stamps and rubber bands, while through the window a toll plaza gate rises on a highway ramp in the distance
Staff photo · The veto record; the override, visible from the window
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BOSTON — Governor Healey vetoed a modern-record 31 bills this year, and on Wednesday a legislature controlled by her own party reconvened for the express purpose of restoring seven of them, including a ten-year transportation plan the governor had described as a tax increase and the legislature described as roads.

The override means the first toll increase for out-of-state drivers in 19 years, a widening of the interstate through the capital, and a reworking of two highway exits that have functioned for a generation as a civic personality test. The governor opposed the plan on the grounds that drivers without transponders would pay more; lawmakers observed that drivers without transponders are, by design, largely from somewhere else.

Also restored over the governor's objections: a right to a new trial for inmates with exonerating evidence, a broader medical-marijuana cultivation rule, and limits on local no-trespass orders. Upheld were the governor's vetoes of a bathroom bill and a book-restriction bill, so that the year's ledger records a governor who was overruled on the roads and sustained on the culture war, which is not the sentence either side planned to be able to write.

Supporters of Governor Healey called the vetoes principled fiscal discipline. Her party's legislators called them something that required a recount of who was in charge. The Press's veto desk notes that 'independent-minded' and 'lost the room' are the same governor viewed from the two ends of the same hallway.

"We respect the governor," said one legislative leader, shortly after demonstrating how much.

At press time the governor's pen was being returned to its stand, the toll gates were being recalibrated, and the modern record for vetoes was shared by one person with the modern record for being overridden by her friends.

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📜 The Receipts

What actually happened: On New Hampshire's Veto Day, Aug. 19, the Republican-controlled Legislature overrode seven of Gov. Kelly Ayotte's 31 vetoes (a modern state record), including House Bill 2026, the 10-year transportation plan, which creates the first toll increase for non-New Hampshire drivers in 19 years and funds I-93 widening and I-293 exit work; Ayotte had called the plan 'a tax increase on Granite Staters.' Also overridden: a right to new trial for inmates with exonerating evidence, expanded medical-marijuana cultivation, and limits on local no-trespass orders. Her vetoes of a 'bathroom' bill and a book-restriction bill were sustained.

Original actor: Ayotte (R) · Flipped to: Healey (D)

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