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Sen. Cruz Used Donor-Funded PAC Money for Private Jets, Disney Trips, and a Family Birthday Bash

The private-jet payments were logged as 'fundraising consulting services'; the senator says both parties travel with their families, which is the defense

Press photo: a sunny airport tarmac with a sleek private jet, air-stair down, a brass luggage cart piled with matching suitcases and oversized cartoon mouse-ear hats, a champagne bucket on a stand, and a person-sized ceramic piggy bank with a coin slot, red carpet from the jet
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WASHINGTON — Sen. Cruz used money from his donor-funded leadership PAC to bankroll private-jet flights, stays at luxury resorts, family trips to Disney parks, and a Super Bowl outing, according to spending records, with roughly $115,000 in payments to a private-jet membership company entered on the books as 'fundraising consulting services' — a line item The Press's accounting desk was unable to reconcile with the presence of the family.

The PAC, which exists to help the senator support allied candidates, spent tens of thousands at a five-star resort and covered travel that coincided with a birthday celebration for a relative's employer, a pattern the senator defends as within the rules and his critics describe as a personal lifestyle underwritten by people who thought they were funding a political operation. Both descriptions can be true of the same receipt, which is the recurring feature of the leadership PAC.

Pressed on the arrangement, the senator noted that lawmakers in both parties travel with their spouses and children, as federal rules permit — an answer that is accurate and that quietly relocates the question from 'is this allowed' to 'is this what the donors had in mind,' where it becomes considerably harder.

The Press's ledger desk observes that a leadership PAC is a slush fund when the other party's senator flies Wheels Up on it and a legitimate political vehicle when one's own does, and that the jet does not change tail numbers when the party changes, only reputations.

Reaction followed the standing choreography. Supporters saw a busy senator using lawful tools to keep a demanding schedule; opponents saw donors bankrolling a first-class family vacation. The Press archives confirm both parties own the vocabulary — 'permitted and disclosed' and 'grifting off your donors' — and swap it, mid-flight, whenever the other side is the one in the leather seat.

The private jet, reached for comment, confirmed it had provided fundraising consulting, and declined to say what advice it had given.

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📜 The Receipts

What actually happened: Records show Sen. Ruben Gallego's (D-Ariz.) leadership PAC, the JUNTOS PAC, spent lavishly on donor-funded travel: about $115,000 in payments to private-jet company Wheels Up logged as 'fundraising consulting services,' more than $60,000 at the luxury Phoenician resort, and trips tied to Disney World, the Super Bowl, and a family birthday. Gallego said members of both parties travel with spouses and children as permitted by the FEC.

Original actor: Gallego (D) · Flipped to: Cruz (R)

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