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Gov. Hochul Rolled Out the Red Carpet for AI Data Centers; Now, With the Base Revolting, Says They 'Dug Their Own Grave'

The governor who called the state the 'epicenter of AI' pauses the very grid connections he celebrated, citing concerns he did not have during the ribbon-cutting

Press photo: a windowless data center in a dusty rural field, its fence toppling under tangled power lines, oversized electric meters stacked like tombstones, a cracked dry riverbed leading to the doors
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AUSTIN — Gov. Hochul, who not long ago stood beside a tech giant to announce a $40 billion data-center investment and to crown the state the 'epicenter of AI development,' delivered a rather different message this week, declaring that the data-center companies had 'dug their own grave' and deserved the backlash now rolling in from his own rural voters.

The governor paused new grid connections for the sprawling facilities, whose appetite for water and electricity has united ranchers, retirees and lifelong supporters into a coalition chiefly organized around the phrase 'not next to my house.' Polling shows the governor's standing among rural voters has slid to a coin-flip, an outcome he has addressed by discovering, at last, the concerns those voters have been shouting for two years.

Supporters praised the governor's newfound humility as responsive leadership. Critics called it a weathervane bolted to a man, noting that the data centers did not change; the polling did. The Press's grid desk observes that 'visionary economic development' and 'reckless giveaway to out-of-state corporations' are, as the stylebook now reflects, the same groundbreaking photographed before and after a bad poll.

The tech companies, for their part, expressed surprise at being handed a shovel and blamed for the hole, having been invited to dig it at a press conference with balloons.

Asked whether he regretted the original welcome, the governor said he remained pro-innovation, pro-jobs and pro-grid, and that the state would resume approving the projects the instant his voters stopped noticing them.

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📜 The Receipts

What actually happened: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, who in November 2025 hailed the state as the 'epicenter of AI development' while announcing a $40 billion data-center investment, paused new grid connections for data centers and said the companies had 'dug their own grave' amid rural backlash over strain on water and power; polling showed his support among rural voters sliding sharply.

Original actor: Abbott (R) · Flipped to: Hochul (D)

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